no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves 

❝ Don’t hang out with people who don’t love you. Don’t try to impress people who aren’t worth it. Don’t try to win people over who aren’t worth it. Focus on yourself, and focus on the people who are really awesome and who love you. Don’t hang out with people who make you feel like shit. Don’t spend your energy on them. ❞

— Beth Ditto (via frazzledfran)


i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

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White folk be like


I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out